ANNOUNCING AUDITIONS
NOT SO SOBER:  Soap Opera
“Whispers of Ravenwood” by Ray Ettinger


The residents of any town have relationships; they have goals in their lives; they have mysteries, and they have their secrets.  
The citizens of Ravenwood are no different.  Their lives are brought to you in the ongoing soap opera, “Whispers of Ravenwood”.

Join us for our next episode which is performed live March 27, 2026


Role/Character Descriptions:

Adam Greenburrow – ​Owner of the Bellamy Inn – recently in love with Dr. Wynn

Detective Phoenix Vale – Ravenwood’s lawman, constantly shirtless in love scenes

Elias Graves – 18th century pirate, very magnetic, just appeared during a thunderstorm - speaks with a Pirate accent

Crispen Drake – Host and announcer for “Whispers of Ravenwood”

Eve/Dawn Wallace:  (same performer)
​Eve – Owner/editor of the Ravenwood Sentinel paper/web site
​Dawn – evil twin

Dr. Calliopé Wynn –in love with Adam, in lust with Phoenix, and now Elias has caught her eye.

Arizona (Zona) Mesa – previous girlfriend to Phoenix, mother to Cassie

Cassandra (Cassie) Mesa – daughter of Zona.  13 years old played by a not 13 year old.  (Soap Opera Aging)

What we are looking for:
In a one minute video:
- give us your best Soap Opera intro face
-character you might see yourself as
-short story as that character based on the description given here

Please email:
Notsober@theartsasylum.org by March 9, 2026 and we will let you know if you have been cast by March 12th, 2026

Rehearsal:
Wednesday March 25-  6:30-10pm (we may not go this long)

Performance:  
Friday March 27- 7:00 show (6:00 possible call time)

While the focus of this event is "Not So Sober" and Alcohol will be provided for performers, drinking is NOT required. Sober friends are more than welcome to submit! Safety is our #1 priority- Each participant will set their own drink limit and AA will ensure that each member has a safe ride home at the end of the evening.